Get out, get out quick! The fire, it's right behind your house! I mean... cliff. What? No, I was totally kidding I swear.
Happy New Year to you, fair readers, and happy old room to this flocked and quilted monstrosity. Velour curtains, it's curtains for you!
Imagine coming downstairs after a shower wearing less than enough clothes and not realizing you have a visitor until you are absolutely face to face with them. Welcome to your new dream house!