There's a struggle here between getting lost in a book and getting lost in the view. I suppose it's a win either way.

Relax, catch a fish, take a nap, never leave.

Don't let me do any drugs in this place. I'll convince myself I can fly and try to soar out to the ocean.

I'd turn into the pruniest prune who ever pruned if I ever spent any time here because I would never ever get out of the tub!

It's important to always have a choice between the hot tub, the pool and the ocean. Can you imagine being stuck with only one?

When you've got enough money, you can even relive your favorite movies like "The Abyss." I WANT TO BREATHE FLUID PLEASE.

Surround it with the gaudiest tiles known to humankind. That should distract from the beauty of the ocean.