It's important to always have a choice between the hot tub, the pool and the ocean. Can you imagine being stuck with only one?

If I lived in this house with kids I'd punish them by sending them to the desert island.

I'd turn into the pruniest prune who ever pruned if I ever spent any time here because I would never ever get out of the tub!

There's a struggle here between getting lost in a book and getting lost in the view. I suppose it's a win either way.

Don't let me do any drugs in this place. I'll convince myself I can fly and try to soar out to the ocean.

Relax, catch a fish, take a nap, never leave.

Surround it with the gaudiest tiles known to humankind. That should distract from the beauty of the ocean.