Bathe Over the Ocean

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Bathe Over the Ocean
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I wouldn't want to swim under the pier while someone's in the tub but otherwise this is a huge win!

How to Ruin a 263 Million Dollar View

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How to Ruin a 263 Million Dollar View
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Surround it with the gaudiest tiles known to humankind. That should distract from the beauty of the ocean.

What I Would Give For Wings

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What I Would Give For Wings
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Don't let me do any drugs in this place. I'll convince myself I can fly and try to soar out to the ocean.

The World is My Parlor

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The World is My Parlor
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Who needs rooms when you've got THIS? Winter is getting to me, clearly.

Rising From the Deep

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Rising From the Deep
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When you've got enough money, you can even relive your favorite movies like "The Abyss." I WANT TO BREATHE FLUID PLEASE.

I'm All Wrinkly

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I'm All Wrinkly
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I'd turn into the pruniest prune who ever pruned if I ever spent any time here because I would never ever get out of the tub!

Don't Lean Out Too Far

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Don't Lean Out Too Far
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There's a struggle here between getting lost in a book and getting lost in the view. I suppose it's a win either way.