I wouldn't want to swim under the pier while someone's in the tub but otherwise this is a huge win!
Surround it with the gaudiest tiles known to humankind. That should distract from the beauty of the ocean.
Don't let me do any drugs in this place. I'll convince myself I can fly and try to soar out to the ocean.
Who needs rooms when you've got THIS? Winter is getting to me, clearly.
When you've got enough money, you can even relive your favorite movies like "The Abyss." I WANT TO BREATHE FLUID PLEASE.
I'd turn into the pruniest prune who ever pruned if I ever spent any time here because I would never ever get out of the tub!
There's a struggle here between getting lost in a book and getting lost in the view. I suppose it's a win either way.
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