There's a struggle here between getting lost in a book and getting lost in the view. I suppose it's a win either way.

Surround it with the gaudiest tiles known to humankind. That should distract from the beauty of the ocean.

I wouldn't want to swim under the pier while someone's in the tub but otherwise this is a huge win!

It's important to always have a choice between the hot tub, the pool and the ocean. Can you imagine being stuck with only one?

I don't find myself to be agoraphobic but if faced with a vastness like this, I might develop it. I'd like to keep my house on a slight hill and my pool in the ground.

I'd turn into the pruniest prune who ever pruned if I ever spent any time here because I would never ever get out of the tub!

I do appreciate my privacy, but I also LOVE the beach. I'd almost always prefer to be out on the sand or in the surf. Unless of course there are jellyfish or something. Then this would be perfect.