Relax, catch a fish, take a nap, never leave.
Don't let me do any drugs in this place. I'll convince myself I can fly and try to soar out to the ocean.
If I lived in this house with kids I'd punish them by sending them to the desert island.
When you've got enough money, you can even relive your favorite movies like "The Abyss." I WANT TO BREATHE FLUID PLEASE.
It's important to always have a choice between the hot tub, the pool and the ocean. Can you imagine being stuck with only one?
I'd turn into the pruniest prune who ever pruned if I ever spent any time here because I would never ever get out of the tub!
Who needs rooms when you've got THIS? Winter is getting to me, clearly.
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