Surround it with the gaudiest tiles known to humankind. That should distract from the beauty of the ocean.
Don't let me do any drugs in this place. I'll convince myself I can fly and try to soar out to the ocean.
When you've got enough money, you can even relive your favorite movies like "The Abyss." I WANT TO BREATHE FLUID PLEASE.
Relax, catch a fish, take a nap, never leave.
I wouldn't want to swim under the pier while someone's in the tub but otherwise this is a huge win!
It's important to always have a choice between the hot tub, the pool and the ocean. Can you imagine being stuck with only one?
I'd turn into the pruniest prune who ever pruned if I ever spent any time here because I would never ever get out of the tub!
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