It's true, their stereo system is always rattling my kitchen wall. I can't say I'd mind if it got swiped.
Keep it on Facebook, kids!
Your neighbors are jumping fire and each other, do you join in or tell them to shut it like a mean old spoilsport?
I want neighbors with obnoxious lights so I can do this.
The flaming bag of poo on the doorstep means "you're welcome."