I just want to know HOW a bathtub ends up looking like that. How is that even POSSIBLE?

The open floorplan and generous sunlight really highlights the door that hasn't been painted in about 35 years and has been pushed in the same spot every day. Nothing a little 409 can't handle!

The thought of doing my business into a giant mouth skeeves me out. I feel like this toilet should take out a craigslist ad for, um, donations?