Did you know that hardcore Rolling Stones fans are called Shadoobies? Did you know Shadoobies will buy literally ANYTHING in the form of their beloved lips and tongue logo? Now you know. Have a seat.
Absinthe Alchemy and Adventure.
The thought of doing my business into a giant mouth skeeves me out. I feel like this toilet should take out a craigslist ad for, um, donations?
Someday my dreams will come true and I'll live in a terrifying haunted house.
My architect is also my dentist. I got a discount.
I can show off your butt in my see-through mouth! Charming!
So sinister, yet inviting!
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