This view is so dull, I can't bear to look at these boring mountains and this awful lake one minute longer.
They'll never find me here. If they do I'm just jumping off this here cliff.
Look, dressing up in a festive, cuddly sweater on a mountainside doesn't make me feel cozy or secure. You're literally on a slippery slope here.
Don't let me do any drugs in this place. I'll convince myself I can fly and try to soar out to the ocean.
Get out, get out quick! The fire, it's right behind your house! I mean... cliff. What? No, I was totally kidding I swear.
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