This view is so dull, I can't bear to look at these boring mountains and this awful lake one minute longer.
Don't let me do any drugs in this place. I'll convince myself I can fly and try to soar out to the ocean.
Get out, get out quick! The fire, it's right behind your house! I mean... cliff. What? No, I was totally kidding I swear.
Look, dressing up in a festive, cuddly sweater on a mountainside doesn't make me feel cozy or secure. You're literally on a slippery slope here.
They'll never find me here. If they do I'm just jumping off this here cliff.