My heart weeps for the vast, empty expanses of literary real estate.
Uli is a real modern rocker.
To fit in you can only wear black and white, you can only drink water, milk, Blavod, coffee and Mountain Dew Pitch Black, and you'll be on a diet of cottage cheese, sour cream, charred meats and black sesame seeds. Seems doable.
One of these days you're gonna wake up trapped upstairs because someone moved your stair block.
Are you sure that's not a blood gutter from the murder cellar?
Ugh, thank god they took me out of that boring, old-fashioned round bowl. How DRAB.
When I imagine decorating for the holidays it doesn't usually make me feel physically cold. Even that fire is dying under those icy stockings.
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