Green as the hills, sharp as a razor.

Only the best accommodations for our furry friends!

My heart weeps for the vast, empty expanses of literary real estate.

One of these days you're gonna wake up trapped upstairs because someone moved your stair block.

Uli is a real modern rocker.

I'd like to fit all these pieces together so that they face away from each other. Let's practice not speaking to one another.

When I imagine decorating for the holidays it doesn't usually make me feel physically cold. Even that fire is dying under those icy stockings.