My heart weeps for the vast, empty expanses of literary real estate.
Uli is a real modern rocker.
Ugh, thank god they took me out of that boring, old-fashioned round bowl. How DRAB.
To fit in you can only wear black and white, you can only drink water, milk, Blavod, coffee and Mountain Dew Pitch Black, and you'll be on a diet of cottage cheese, sour cream, charred meats and black sesame seeds. Seems doable.
Are you sure that's not a blood gutter from the murder cellar?
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I'd like to fit all these pieces together so that they face away from each other. Let's practice not speaking to one another.
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