Only six million dollars? No prob- oh. I left my checkbook in my other gold-plated pants.
I can imagine the soothing sounds of the chandelier crystals tinkling together as the trailer bumps along. Worth every penny.
Who needs a whole room when you can just keep every bit of your kitchen in a little box?
President Eisenhower called this contraption "the most fantastic thing you ever saw." I think he's right. What I wouldn't give for a time machine and an invite to his house for a party around this thing.
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