Unlike Goldilocks' perilous journey in breaking and entering, this stool's height will always be just right.
That snowman is really getting into the season. It's Slayer season, right?
Portability is an important aspect of dwelling in these tough economic times.
Do you know people who are all braggy about how well read they are? You could tell them to stuff it, but now that just encourages them.
Looks like a cozy place to sit out the rapture. Hope you've got a couple of good books.
As we have seen before, taking the stairs is quickly becoming totally passe. Time is money people, time is money, get downstairs as fast as you possibly can!