Sir, are you in need of any assistance? Please don't hurt yourself.
Oh is that a portrait of your hired bed-warmer?
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She locked me out in the rain!
You make a better door than a window, buddy.
The realtor must have been truly taken with this man's performance to include a sample in the listing. What quiet grace, what vulnerable majesty.
Are you getting a lot of work done in your palatial office space/dining room?
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