Are you getting a lot of work done in your palatial office space/dining room?
You make a better door than a window, buddy.
I guess if you've got low standards and are just looking for someone generic to share your bed, that's your prerogative.
This is what happens to Transformers after they retire. They are relegated to being vaguely useful in favorable weather.
Oh is that a portrait of your hired bed-warmer?
She locked me out in the rain!
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