Oh is that a portrait of your hired bed-warmer?
This three story home includes a spacious kitchen, entertainment room and Mustafa, a crippled tenant who adorns himself in bright casts and tiger-print blankets.
The realtor must have been truly taken with this man's performance to include a sample in the listing. What quiet grace, what vulnerable majesty.
This is what happens to Transformers after they retire. They are relegated to being vaguely useful in favorable weather.
I guess if you've got low standards and are just looking for someone generic to share your bed, that's your prerogative.
You make a better door than a window, buddy.
Are you getting a lot of work done in your palatial office space/dining room?
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