Oh is that a portrait of your hired bed-warmer?
This three story home includes a spacious kitchen, entertainment room and Mustafa, a crippled tenant who adorns himself in bright casts and tiger-print blankets.
This is what happens to Transformers after they retire. They are relegated to being vaguely useful in favorable weather.
She locked me out in the rain!
I guess if you've got low standards and are just looking for someone generic to share your bed, that's your prerogative.
It's nice to see that dad enjoys his morning commute to work.
You make a better door than a window, buddy.
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