Mini Me!

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Mini Me!
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It's like having a tattoo of yourself, only smaller!

Defaulting on Your Mortgage is Awesome!

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Defaulting on Your Mortgage is Awesome!
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Being financially irresponsible is, like, living a totally free life! They have beds and three meals a day in prison!

Work For It

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Work For It
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If the IRS wants to send me anything, they know where they can stick it.

Havin' a Heatwave

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Havin' a Heatwave
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How are you guys holding up? Are your houses melting? Bursting into flames? Come visit Seattle, it's 60 degrees and overcast! Our mailboxes aren't all sad either. Plus, we have fireworks!

Prime Laketop Property

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Prime Laketop Property
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No no no, not lakeFRONT. LakeTOP. You've got your sealegs, yes? This bright, airy home is perfect for you.

The Mailman Will Never Bend Down For That

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The Mailman Will Never Bend Down For That
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No one ever sends me mail anymore anyway. Sigh.