This table would look great in my 8th grade best friend's bedroom where we painted her white walls with squirt guns filled with primary colored paint. It was not a classy look, but it was 1991, what can you expect? If she had had an invisible table, I'm sure it would have ended up like this eventually.
Your friends love you so much for making them feel like they've lost weight! No one can sit on a magic floating bench and still feel fat. I dare you to eat a pan of lasagne and sit on this thing and still complain about your food baby. It's a magic diet bench!
Rest assured that neither Lovely Listing nor the Cheezburger network is paid by the manufacturers of any products we feature nor are we advertising for them. This is just an awesome freaking bench!