A love song for my bookcase: "You... lime up my li-i-ife....."

However, if you want to keep grandma's spirit happy, you'll pay us the extra $500.

Nothing says "buy me" like a velvet painting of your trophy wife as a half wildcat. Sold!

The haze in this photo leads me to believe that the aquarium-in-lieu-of-fireplace is working as an incredibly efficient humidifier. No need to hammer any nails, you can just stick those photos straight onto the damp walls!

With that much tile you can basically just shower wherever.

Would you expect anything less from a prominent fashion photographer? I bet he hires models to sashay around his house full time.

No shedding! Never blocks your view of the computer screen!