No jumping on this bed, kids. It'll get angry and snap you right in half.
Sure, clouds, not cotton candy or popcorn, not at all. Omg I need a snack so bad right now. Never shop for lighting fixtures when you're hungry, amirite?
It's a prison, sure, but it's MY prison!
Giant check-mark house gets a thumbs up from me! Affirmative! Scantron bubble for "yes" filled in completely with a black pen! That box is totally checked. Gimme!
Who needs electricity? Let's just all stay in one room and warm ourselves with cuddling and candle wax.
Ooh, can't you just picture a row of these at different heights along a long hallway? I'd follow them anywhere!
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