Gotta teach the two-year-old to play sometime!
Alright Twinkle Toes, you spill one more drink and I'm hiring a sumo wrestler. They have a lower center of gravity.
Are those drawers full of even more knees? Perhaps you're branching out and getting a few elbows and thumb joints?
Great for flood zones, awful for arachnophobes.
Sometimes you just need a change of scenery, you know?
My fifth grade teacher would have outlawed these in a heartbeat.
Especially handy when the zombie hordes attack.
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