Sit at your own risk. Your sanity is at stake.

Ooh, old-timey schoolboy chic!

This looks exactly like the TV I want for my house!

You can't fool us, chair, we know it's you under those expensive clothes!

You gotta lose some weight, there's no room for me on your lap.

I'm so glad you installed this head-leaning patch. It was so awkward to lean against a bare wall.

I'm always struggling to find something to fill the space behind my armchairs in my vast, cavernous role playing dungeon. PERFECT!