You look like you could use a V8!
Oh what I wouldn't give to be able to push these down into the floor like vertical drawers. Droooool.
I get that you don't like getting rid of things but can we just start one little "donate" pile over here? Just so the room isn't at risk of flooding by paper?
Clearly your bookcases standing upright and stiff aren't suffering under the weighty matters contained therein. I need to get more chick lit.