It's always raining somewhere.
This view is so dull, I can't bear to look at these boring mountains and this awful lake one minute longer.
My neighbors are so jealous that I've got lakefront property.
If you live on waterfront property and have an extra $50,000 laying around, have I ever got a useless extravagance for you!
I'm as much a fan of recreating "The Lady of Shalott" a'la Anne Shirley as anyone, but this is just excessive.
Nope, I don't want to talk to you, I'm gonna go sit on my raft!
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