This view is so dull, I can't bear to look at these boring mountains and this awful lake one minute longer.
If you live on waterfront property and have an extra $50,000 laying around, have I ever got a useless extravagance for you!
My neighbors are so jealous that I've got lakefront property.
It's always raining somewhere.
Chair wonders if this is a man-made lake. Chair wonders if it can go catfish noodling here.
Vacations are an exercise in cognitive behavioral therapy. Summers are really a time for growth.
Nope, I don't want to talk to you, I'm gonna go sit on my raft!
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