Nope, I don't want to talk to you, I'm gonna go sit on my raft!

Vacations are an exercise in cognitive behavioral therapy. Summers are really a time for growth.

This view is so dull, I can't bear to look at these boring mountains and this awful lake one minute longer.

But the lake is so dirty and gross, can't we get a pool?

If you live on waterfront property and have an extra $50,000 laying around, have I ever got a useless extravagance for you!

My neighbors are so jealous that I've got lakefront property.

Chair wonders if this is a man-made lake. Chair wonders if it can go catfish noodling here.