Nope, I don't want to talk to you, I'm gonna go sit on my raft!
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This view is so dull, I can't bear to look at these boring mountains and this awful lake one minute longer.
But the lake is so dirty and gross, can't we get a pool?
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My neighbors are so jealous that I've got lakefront property.
Chair wonders if this is a man-made lake. Chair wonders if it can go catfish noodling here.
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