Smart, the color makes me want to barf so I'm losing weight every day!
For me, the real stress of cleaning up a huge mess is trying to figure out where to start. The giant floor stain? The faux bricks? The dated cabinets? I need to sit down.
If a woodchuck could lay hardwood?
Walking on kitchen surfaces that will be used later for food preparation squicks me out a little, but this sure is nice for hosting kitchen dance parties.
Every time I come in here for a drink I end up flat on my back staring at the ceiling.
Wouldn't want to be able to perform maintenance on that newfangled contraption now would we?
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