Lavender Nightmare

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Lavender Nightmare
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Smart, the color makes me want to barf so I'm losing weight every day!

Where To Begin?

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Where To Begin?
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For me, the real stress of cleaning up a huge mess is trying to figure out where to start. The giant floor stain? The faux bricks? The dated cabinets? I need to sit down.

The Island is Sinking!

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Walking on kitchen surfaces that will be used later for food preparation squicks me out a little, but this sure is nice for hosting kitchen dance parties.

Follow the Yellow Paint Stripe

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Follow the Yellow Paint Stripe
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Every time I come in here for a drink I end up flat on my back staring at the ceiling.

Entombed Dishwasher Fit For the Pharoahs

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Entombed Dishwasher Fit For the Pharoahs
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Wouldn't want to be able to perform maintenance on that newfangled contraption now would we?

Clocktower Kitchen

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Clocktower Kitchen
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Can you read time backwards? How badly do you want to know the time?