Don't worry, they've subtracted the burned portion from the listed square footage. It's like it doesn't even exist!
Every time I come in here for a drink I end up flat on my back staring at the ceiling.
What do you mean there's no room for a dishwasher? No one ever needs to get under the sink. Look at it this way, if it drains directly INTO the dishwasher it will never clog!
Can you read time backwards? How badly do you want to know the time?
When your guests arrive, what would you like them to see on their approach?
On the plus side, she'll cook for you anytime you like! On the minus side, she only cooks tomatoes. What's it worth to you?
This looks like the set for a play that takes place entirely in the most depressing kitchen in the world.
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