Please Keep Out

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Don't worry, they've subtracted the burned portion from the listed square footage. It's like it doesn't even exist!

Follow the Yellow Paint Stripe

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Every time I come in here for a drink I end up flat on my back staring at the ceiling.

Cabinet Space is Overrated

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What do you mean there's no room for a dishwasher? No one ever needs to get under the sink. Look at it this way, if it drains directly INTO the dishwasher it will never clog!

Clocktower Kitchen

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Can you read time backwards? How badly do you want to know the time?

Mooning Lessons

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When your guests arrive, what would you like them to see on their approach?

One Note Chef

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By abzolut (Via: hotpads.com)
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On the plus side, she'll cook for you anytime you like! On the minus side, she only cooks tomatoes. What's it worth to you?

Room For Improvement

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This looks like the set for a play that takes place entirely in the most depressing kitchen in the world.

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