Mother, do you really expect me to play in a plastic Home Depot shed? I demand a sleek modern design and a little class, PLEASE!

This looks like it would be lightweight enough to pull against a wall to shut myself in, and better yet, shut everyone else out. I'll be in here with my laptop and headphones if you need me. But I won't answer.

The only thing creepier than walls covered in hands; towhead twins.

This is what a pack of kids came up with when handed thousands of stickers in a white room. Would you let them do this to your house? I'm considering hiring some tots to come spruce up my bathroom!

I can picture an industrious kid reaching that chandelier from the ladder and going for a swing. I hope it's load-bearing.

It's like Salvador Dali and Jeff Koontz had a baby and realized they didn't have much time to design a nursery

How anyone could even attempt to sleep in this place is beyond me. It's like a theme park, a Thomas Kinkade painting and a daycare all wrapped into one. Visual assault!