I can picture an industrious kid reaching that chandelier from the ladder and going for a swing. I hope it's load-bearing.

This should keep the arguments about yardage gained to a minimum.

This is what a pack of kids came up with when handed thousands of stickers in a white room. Would you let them do this to your house? I'm considering hiring some tots to come spruce up my bathroom!

The only thing creepier than walls covered in hands; towhead twins.

This looks like it would be lightweight enough to pull against a wall to shut myself in, and better yet, shut everyone else out. I'll be in here with my laptop and headphones if you need me. But I won't answer.

Well, that and maybe a few cardboard boxes.

How anyone could even attempt to sleep in this place is beyond me. It's like a theme park, a Thomas Kinkade painting and a daycare all wrapped into one. Visual assault!