Mother, do you really expect me to play in a plastic Home Depot shed? I demand a sleek modern design and a little class, PLEASE!

J. K. Rowling is buying these for her kids. For the yard. To play in. Does she perhaps need a live-in au pair?

This should keep the arguments about yardage gained to a minimum.

How anyone could even attempt to sleep in this place is beyond me. It's like a theme park, a Thomas Kinkade painting and a daycare all wrapped into one. Visual assault!

The only thing creepier than walls covered in hands; towhead twins.

Well, that and maybe a few cardboard boxes.

This is what a pack of kids came up with when handed thousands of stickers in a white room. Would you let them do this to your house? I'm considering hiring some tots to come spruce up my bathroom!