Mother, do you really expect me to play in a plastic Home Depot shed? I demand a sleek modern design and a little class, PLEASE!

Just tuck a tiny bed under that shelving unit there and you've just outfitted an entire child's room. YOU'RE WELCOME.

Well, that and maybe a few cardboard boxes.

How anyone could even attempt to sleep in this place is beyond me. It's like a theme park, a Thomas Kinkade painting and a daycare all wrapped into one. Visual assault!

This is what a pack of kids came up with when handed thousands of stickers in a white room. Would you let them do this to your house? I'm considering hiring some tots to come spruce up my bathroom!

J. K. Rowling is buying these for her kids. For the yard. To play in. Does she perhaps need a live-in au pair?

The only thing creepier than walls covered in hands; towhead twins.