Classiest Kids Around

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Classiest Kids Around
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I can picture an industrious kid reaching that chandelier from the ladder and going for a swing. I hope it's load-bearing.

Grass is Not For Looking At

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Grass is Not For Looking At
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This should keep the arguments about yardage gained to a minimum.

Surreal Rocker

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Surreal Rocker
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It's like Salvador Dali and Jeff Koontz had a baby and realized they didn't have much time to design a nursery

J. K. Rowling, Adopt Me!

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J. K. Rowling, Adopt Me!
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J. K. Rowling is buying these for her kids. For the yard. To play in. Does she perhaps need a live-in au pair?

Sleep is For the Weak

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Sleep is For the Weak
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How anyone could even attempt to sleep in this place is beyond me. It's like a theme park, a Thomas Kinkade painting and a daycare all wrapped into one. Visual assault!

Would You Let Your Kids Decorate?

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Would You Let Your Kids Decorate?
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This is what a pack of kids came up with when handed thousands of stickers in a white room. Would you let them do this to your house? I'm considering hiring some tots to come spruce up my bathroom!

Milk Jug Igloo

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Milk Jug Igloo
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This looks like it would be lightweight enough to pull against a wall to shut myself in, and better yet, shut everyone else out. I'll be in here with my laptop and headphones if you need me. But I won't answer.