Grass is Not For Looking At

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field,football,grass,kids,paint,yard
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This should keep the arguments about yardage gained to a minimum.

Sleep is For the Weak

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bedroom,kids,playhouse
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How anyone could even attempt to sleep in this place is beyond me. It's like a theme park, a Thomas Kinkade painting and a daycare all wrapped into one. Visual assault!

My Walls are Getting All Handsy

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kids,nads,shadow puppets,wallpaper
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The only thing creepier than walls covered in hands; towhead twins.

Classiest Kids Around

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bedroom,bunkbed,classy,kids
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I can picture an industrious kid reaching that chandelier from the ladder and going for a swing. I hope it's load-bearing.

Surreal Rocker

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furniture,kids,rocker,rocking horse,saddle,sausage
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It's like Salvador Dali and Jeff Koontz had a baby and realized they didn't have much time to design a nursery

Imagination is All You Need

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kids,ladder,playroom,stark,white
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Well, that and maybe a few cardboard boxes.

Your Snobby Kid Gets Everything

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fancy,kids,playhouse
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Mother, do you really expect me to play in a plastic Home Depot shed? I demand a sleek modern design and a little class, PLEASE!

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