J. K. Rowling is buying these for her kids. For the yard. To play in. Does she perhaps need a live-in au pair?

This looks like it would be lightweight enough to pull against a wall to shut myself in, and better yet, shut everyone else out. I'll be in here with my laptop and headphones if you need me. But I won't answer.

This should keep the arguments about yardage gained to a minimum.

I can picture an industrious kid reaching that chandelier from the ladder and going for a swing. I hope it's load-bearing.

This is what a pack of kids came up with when handed thousands of stickers in a white room. Would you let them do this to your house? I'm considering hiring some tots to come spruce up my bathroom!

Well, that and maybe a few cardboard boxes.

Mother, do you really expect me to play in a plastic Home Depot shed? I demand a sleek modern design and a little class, PLEASE!