The sunset from this jungle treehouse is just TOO majestic. I'm BORED.

It's so reflective, you could get a suntan indoors!

I'd turn into the pruniest prune who ever pruned if I ever spent any time here because I would never ever get out of the tub!

I'm fairly certain the Black Rock is just about 20 yards from here.

You couldn't pay me to hang out up there in a windstorm!