Only six million dollars? No prob- oh. I left my checkbook in my other gold-plated pants.
Sometimes you just wanna get in there and cuddle close with your rock friends. Especially when it's windy.
Oh finally, room for my house staff and servants!
I'm so over living in a volcano on land. Let's move into a volcano on a giant boat with a pool! It's really only logical.
My neighbors are so jealous that I've got lakefront property.
I will not disturb the clean lines and cubist facade of my home with a pedestrian kitchen! This baby folds into a block and hides in plain sight!
It's important to always have a choice between the hot tub, the pool and the ocean. Can you imagine being stuck with only one?
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