I'm so over living in a volcano on land. Let's move into a volcano on a giant boat with a pool! It's really only logical.
Only six million dollars? No prob- oh. I left my checkbook in my other gold-plated pants.
Relax, catch a fish, take a nap, never leave.
All your base are belong to us!
I will not disturb the clean lines and cubist facade of my home with a pedestrian kitchen! This baby folds into a block and hides in plain sight!
Remarkably lifelike! And it does so well with the brick!
My neighbors are so jealous that I've got lakefront property.
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