Let's Have a Party

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bed,gross,orgy,red,sofa,velvet
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Once the size of the orgy grows to more than five participants, it's time to leave the confines of the futon, avoid the carpeted floor, and climb aboard this massive sofa. Plus, the crushed red velvet prevents rug burn.

Do We Need to Hire You a Crew?

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dirty,gross,living room,messy
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I understand that some people are just not very tidy by nature, but can we just get someone in there to take care of this real quick? It makes me all antsy and itchy.

A Place For Everything

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bathroom,computer,gross,TV,video games
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And everything in one place. But wait, where are the pizza rolls?

No One Visits

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comic,drawing,gross,smell
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Sometimes you have to make a few concessions for a really great place.

Just Smear That Anywhere

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bathroom,gross,paint,smears,ugly,unfortnate,walls
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You really couldn't think of a different color scheme? A solid color? No? Did you lose a bet?

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