Let's Have a Party

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bed,gross,orgy,red,sofa,velvet
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Once the size of the orgy grows to more than five participants, it's time to leave the confines of the futon, avoid the carpeted floor, and climb aboard this massive sofa. Plus, the crushed red velvet prevents rug burn.

A Place For Everything

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bathroom,computer,gross,TV,video games
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And everything in one place. But wait, where are the pizza rolls?

God Bless This Mold

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gross,jesus,mold,painting
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When your baseboards start to look like they're having a costume party you've got a problem on your hands.

All the Conveniences

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fridge,gross,small space,table,toilet
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If I can reach a beer from the toilet all my needs are met.

Just Smear That Anywhere

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bathroom,gross,paint,smears,ugly,unfortnate,walls
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You really couldn't think of a different color scheme? A solid color? No? Did you lose a bet?

No One Visits

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comic,drawing,gross,smell
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Sometimes you have to make a few concessions for a really great place.