Do We Need to Hire You a Crew?

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Do We Need to Hire You a Crew?
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I understand that some people are just not very tidy by nature, but can we just get someone in there to take care of this real quick? It makes me all antsy and itchy.

Just Smear That Anywhere

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Just Smear That Anywhere
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You really couldn't think of a different color scheme? A solid color? No? Did you lose a bet?

All the Conveniences

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All the Conveniences
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If I can reach a beer from the toilet all my needs are met.

God Bless This Mold

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God Bless This Mold
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When your baseboards start to look like they're having a costume party you've got a problem on your hands.

No One Visits

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No One Visits
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Sometimes you have to make a few concessions for a really great place.