If I can reach a beer from the toilet all my needs are met.
When your baseboards start to look like they're having a costume party you've got a problem on your hands.
Once the size of the orgy grows to more than five participants, it's time to leave the confines of the futon, avoid the carpeted floor, and climb aboard this massive sofa. Plus, the crushed red velvet prevents rug burn.
Waste not, want not, amirite?
And everything in one place. But wait, where are the pizza rolls?
I understand that some people are just not very tidy by nature, but can we just get someone in there to take care of this real quick? It makes me all antsy and itchy.
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