Waste not, want not, amirite?
I understand that some people are just not very tidy by nature, but can we just get someone in there to take care of this real quick? It makes me all antsy and itchy.
You really couldn't think of a different color scheme? A solid color? No? Did you lose a bet?
If I can reach a beer from the toilet all my needs are met.
When your baseboards start to look like they're having a costume party you've got a problem on your hands.
Sometimes you have to make a few concessions for a really great place.
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