Once the size of the orgy grows to more than five participants, it's time to leave the confines of the futon, avoid the carpeted floor, and climb aboard this massive sofa. Plus, the crushed red velvet prevents rug burn.
And everything in one place. But wait, where are the pizza rolls?
When your baseboards start to look like they're having a costume party you've got a problem on your hands.
Waste not, want not, amirite?
If I can reach a beer from the toilet all my needs are met.
You really couldn't think of a different color scheme? A solid color? No? Did you lose a bet?
Sometimes you have to make a few concessions for a really great place.