Let's Have a Party

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Let's Have a Party
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Once the size of the orgy grows to more than five participants, it's time to leave the confines of the futon, avoid the carpeted floor, and climb aboard this massive sofa. Plus, the crushed red velvet prevents rug burn.

All the Conveniences

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All the Conveniences
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If I can reach a beer from the toilet all my needs are met.

No One Visits

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No One Visits
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Sometimes you have to make a few concessions for a really great place.

A Place For Everything

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A Place For Everything
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And everything in one place. But wait, where are the pizza rolls?

Just Smear That Anywhere

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Just Smear That Anywhere
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You really couldn't think of a different color scheme? A solid color? No? Did you lose a bet?

God Bless This Mold

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God Bless This Mold
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When your baseboards start to look like they're having a costume party you've got a problem on your hands.