Honey Will You Trim the Couch Today?

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Honey Will You Trim the Couch Today?
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Don't forget to water your furniture or the neighbors will complain!

Earthbag Dome

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Earthbag Dome
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Perfect place to house your meatbag body!

How Many Times Do I Have to Tell You?

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How Many Times Do I Have to Tell You?
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You've got a real problem and I'm not sure how else to get through to you.

Lawn Chairs Need a Lawn

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Lawn Chairs Need a Lawn
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The porch roof will never leak. Never ever. Promise.

OCD Fantasy

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OCD Fantasy
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There are few things I enjoy as much as trimming my table with scissors and a ruler. Perfection!

The Mailman Will Never Bend Down For That

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The Mailman Will Never Bend Down For That
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No one ever sends me mail anymore anyway. Sigh.