Someone has a sense of humor about not leaving you a major appliance.
I've got candy and video games and puppies and Nerf balls inside! Don't you want to come in? We have ice creeeeeeeam!
Who keeps throwing birds at my window? Damn kids.
If you told me there was a propane torch and a couple of crappy old butter knives in the corner, I could tell you the exact address of this crappy college party house.
Why don't you ever come to the door? Banging on the window with your forked tongue startles me every time!
This is what happens when you don't stop your kids from writing on the walls.
Okay no it's not, it's actually the home of a crazy person.
You're so embarrassing!!!
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