Come On In, Kids!

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Come On In, Kids!
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I've got candy and video games and puppies and Nerf balls inside! Don't you want to come in? We have ice creeeeeeeam!

Ugh, MOOOOOOM!

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Ugh, MOOOOOOM!
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You're so embarrassing!!!

Hella Classy

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Hella Classy
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If you told me there was a propane torch and a couple of crappy old butter knives in the corner, I could tell you the exact address of this crappy college party house.

Ohhh Did You Get an Owie?

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Ohhh Did You Get an Owie?
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We can fix those shingles! Now dry those tears before the foundation gets saturated and mold starts growing on the basement walls.

No Clear Surfaces

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No Clear Surfaces
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This is what happens when you don't stop your kids from writing on the walls.

Okay no it's not, it's actually the home of a crazy person.

The Pigs, They Are Taking Over!

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The Pigs, They Are Taking Over!
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Who keeps throwing birds at my window? Damn kids.

Just Take the Stairs

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Just Take the Stairs
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Why don't you ever come to the door? Banging on the window with your forked tongue startles me every time!