Sure, obvious joke is obvious, but it's also accurate!
There was this one night in Vegas... let's just say I've been in one of these crazy high-off-the-ground glass-sided balcony pools and they're terrifying. Thankfully there was plenty of champagne to ease my anxiety.
When I'm in there it's like going to the aquarium to see the beluga whales in the underwater tanks.
To his knees to clean fingerprints off the coffee table.
Don't trip, that could be a real disaster.
Keep quiet, the giant muffin top could crush the glass walls at any moment.
There is no way I'm walking over that glass floor. Looks like I'll never know what's in that room over there.
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