When I quit smoking I had a really hard time with not taking constant breaks to get away from my desk. If we had a magical rainbow loop on the roof I'd be happy to substitute fancy color walks for smoke breaks.
Don't trip, that could be a real disaster.
How am I supposed to pick out my bathing suit wedgie underwater now?
The cats of the neighborhood need to know full well who is in charge here. They'll see me seeing them and they'll understand.
Sure, obvious joke is obvious, but it's also accurate!
I'd spend all my time trying to throw paper airplanes through there to my friend on the other side.
There is no way I'm walking over that glass floor. Looks like I'll never know what's in that room over there.
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