Rainbow Walk

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Rainbow Walk
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When I quit smoking I had a really hard time with not taking constant breaks to get away from my desk. If we had a magical rainbow loop on the roof I'd be happy to substitute fancy color walks for smoke breaks.

Hey Pedobear, Join Us!

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Hey Pedobear, Join Us!
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How am I supposed to pick out my bathing suit wedgie underwater now?

Gaze Upon Me, Minions!

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Gaze Upon Me, Minions!
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The cats of the neighborhood need to know full well who is in charge here. They'll see me seeing them and they'll understand.

Dusa

Scared the Crap Outta Me

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Scared the Crap Outta Me
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Sure, obvious joke is obvious, but it's also accurate!

Wind Tunnel

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Wind Tunnel
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I'd spend all my time trying to throw paper airplanes through there to my friend on the other side.

NOPE

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NOPE
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There is no way I'm walking over that glass floor. Looks like I'll never know what's in that room over there.