This thing is like a big ol' sweatbox in the morning I bet. I hope those are terrycloth sheets. Though, it would be a good place to stay when you have a fever you need to sweat out.
There was this one night in Vegas... let's just say I've been in one of these crazy high-off-the-ground glass-sided balcony pools and they're terrifying. Thankfully there was plenty of champagne to ease my anxiety.
Sure, obvious joke is obvious, but it's also accurate!
When I'm in there it's like going to the aquarium to see the beluga whales in the underwater tanks.
The cats of the neighborhood need to know full well who is in charge here. They'll see me seeing them and they'll understand.
How am I supposed to pick out my bathing suit wedgie underwater now?
I'd spend all my time trying to throw paper airplanes through there to my friend on the other side.
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