An Intimate Look at Bath Farts

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An Intimate Look at Bath Farts
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When I'm in there it's like going to the aquarium to see the beluga whales in the underwater tanks.

Hey Pedobear, Join Us!

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Hey Pedobear, Join Us!
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How am I supposed to pick out my bathing suit wedgie underwater now?

The Edge of the World

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The Edge of the World
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There was this one night in Vegas... let's just say I've been in one of these crazy high-off-the-ground glass-sided balcony pools and they're terrifying. Thankfully there was plenty of champagne to ease my anxiety.

Top Heavy Tension

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Top Heavy Tension
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Keep quiet, the giant muffin top could crush the glass walls at any moment.

A Sinking Feeling

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A Sinking Feeling
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You better have a good steady source of helium to keep this thing at a consistent height.

Gaze Upon Me, Minions!

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Gaze Upon Me, Minions!
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The cats of the neighborhood need to know full well who is in charge here. They'll see me seeing them and they'll understand.

Dusa