When I'm in there it's like going to the aquarium to see the beluga whales in the underwater tanks.
How am I supposed to pick out my bathing suit wedgie underwater now?
There was this one night in Vegas... let's just say I've been in one of these crazy high-off-the-ground glass-sided balcony pools and they're terrifying. Thankfully there was plenty of champagne to ease my anxiety.
Keep quiet, the giant muffin top could crush the glass walls at any moment.
Don't trip, that could be a real disaster.
You better have a good steady source of helium to keep this thing at a consistent height.
The cats of the neighborhood need to know full well who is in charge here. They'll see me seeing them and they'll understand.
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