This thing is like a big ol' sweatbox in the morning I bet. I hope those are terrycloth sheets. Though, it would be a good place to stay when you have a fever you need to sweat out.
The cats of the neighborhood need to know full well who is in charge here. They'll see me seeing them and they'll understand.
There is no way I'm walking over that glass floor. Looks like I'll never know what's in that room over there.
When I'm in there it's like going to the aquarium to see the beluga whales in the underwater tanks.
The dusting, the sweeping, the squeegeeing! The Escher-esque visual confusion! The myriad places to lose people and things!
That time out corner is not messing around. Don't get in trouble when you go play at Timmy's house.
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