My architect is also my dentist. I got a discount.
Kids, just walk towards me slowly, stay calm. Oh god, don't let it see us.
Sitting too near this thing, I'll never know what time it is.
I'm buying up the whole apartment building, gutting it, and building this. Much better use of space.
Why do I keep dream about being eaten by giants?
I like the thrill of thinking that at any second my chair may be lifted by a giant ape. Keeps me on my toes.
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