I'm buying up the whole apartment building, gutting it, and building this. Much better use of space.

When I was little I felt like everyone in the world had a perfect princess double-decker playhouse except me. Of course I'd never seen one in real life but I just KNEW that I was the only little girl who only had a woodshed and a plastic lawnmower to play with.

Sitting too near this thing, I'll never know what time it is.

I like the thrill of thinking that at any second my chair may be lifted by a giant ape. Keeps me on my toes.

Why do I keep dream about being eaten by giants?

Okay, so a giant doll house is essentially just a house. But look! A whole wall is missing! Neat!

Kids, just walk towards me slowly, stay calm. Oh god, don't let it see us.