Empty Nest Syndrome

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Empty Nest Syndrome
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I've got some incubating to do, you can find me in my nest if you need me.

Your Daily Bookcase: It's Reading Time!

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Your Daily Bookcase: It's Reading Time!
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Sitting too near this thing, I'll never know what time it is.

Ensuring Nightmares

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Ensuring Nightmares
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Why do I keep dream about being eaten by giants?

Your Daily Bookcase: All For You

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Your Daily Bookcase: All For You
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I'm buying up the whole apartment building, gutting it, and building this. Much better use of space.

O God, Don't Turn Around

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O God, Don't Turn Around
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Kids, just walk towards me slowly, stay calm. Oh god, don't let it see us.

Now, Spit

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Now, Spit
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My architect is also my dentist. I got a discount.