Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum...

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Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum...
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Fetch me a tree to pick my teeth with, woman!

Ensuring Nightmares

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Ensuring Nightmares
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Why do I keep dream about being eaten by giants?

Now, Spit

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My architect is also my dentist. I got a discount.

Playhouse Envy

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When I was little I felt like everyone in the world had a perfect princess double-decker playhouse except me. Of course I'd never seen one in real life but I just KNEW that I was the only little girl who only had a woodshed and a plastic lawnmower to play with.

Empty Nest Syndrome

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I've got some incubating to do, you can find me in my nest if you need me.