Someone has a sense of humor about not leaving you a major appliance.

If I can reach a beer from the toilet all my needs are met.

This is an example of terrible advertising. How on earth do you think you can sell me a refrigerator when you're showing me cabinets that I would consider throttling that snotty child for?

Okay this is getting ridiculous. Though, I guess you really CAN give your fridge a pillowcase full of candy for a job well done.