Don't worry, they've subtracted the burned portion from the listed square footage. It's like it doesn't even exist!

When you find a lot of three tons of tile on clearance you find a way to make it worth the investment.

There is no way I'm walking over that glass floor. Looks like I'll never know what's in that room over there.

You hop, I'll get the scotch.

Can't decide on a rug? Just paint ugly crap all over your floor!

Sure, obvious joke is obvious, but it's also accurate!

Gotta teach the two-year-old to play sometime!