How Can I Trip My Husband Tonight?

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How Can I Trip My Husband Tonight?
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Last night it was just the lamp on its own, it's so effective at being completely invisible in the dark. Let's test that catlike dexterity!

The Scratchinator

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The Scratchinator
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Go ahead, sit down, don't give a second thought to your lovely hardwood floors and the punishment I'm about to give that shiny finish.

NOPE

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NOPE
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There is no way I'm walking over that glass floor. Looks like I'll never know what's in that room over there.

And Now For Your Daily Bookcase

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And Now For Your Daily Bookcase
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Oh what I wouldn't give to be able to push these down into the floor like vertical drawers. Droooool.

Please Keep Out

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Please Keep Out
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Don't worry, they've subtracted the burned portion from the listed square footage. It's like it doesn't even exist!