Don't worry, they've subtracted the burned portion from the listed square footage. It's like it doesn't even exist!
When you find a lot of three tons of tile on clearance you find a way to make it worth the investment.
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You hop, I'll get the scotch.
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Gotta teach the two-year-old to play sometime!
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