Go ahead, sit down, don't give a second thought to your lovely hardwood floors and the punishment I'm about to give that shiny finish.
Committing to real furniture is too much pressure. I prefer a landscape of tripping hazards.
You hop, I'll get the scotch.
Can't decide on a rug? Just paint ugly crap all over your floor!
You're soaking in it right now!
Don't worry, they've subtracted the burned portion from the listed square footage. It's like it doesn't even exist!
Last night it was just the lamp on its own, it's so effective at being completely invisible in the dark. Let's test that catlike dexterity!
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