You're a little early, I'm sorry we don't have any, um, cookies? For you. Would you like some leaves I guess?
Don't let me do any drugs in this place. I'll convince myself I can fly and try to soar out to the ocean.
I say burn the end table first, then start on the wood in the rack.
Hey these things used to be explosive, let's fill it with fire. You don't have PTSD right? Heh heh JK!
And here is where we draw the pentagram every evening to give praise to our dark lord and enjoy a nice fire.
A sliver of sunlight, a pillow for your back, and your stories. Life is perfect.
You're gonna singe your leather couch there with your ultra-realistic, I-totally-believe-it's-there fireplace.
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