Hey these things used to be explosive, let's fill it with fire. You don't have PTSD right? Heh heh JK!
And here is where we draw the pentagram every evening to give praise to our dark lord and enjoy a nice fire.
You're a little early, I'm sorry we don't have any, um, cookies? For you. Would you like some leaves I guess?
I know, I know: BROKEN SPINES! THE HORROR! But you guys! Look how pretty! Calm your corsets, whif your smelling salts. It's gonna be okay. Look, ooooh, globe!
A sliver of sunlight, a pillow for your back, and your stories. Life is perfect.
I say burn the end table first, then start on the wood in the rack.
You're gonna singe your leather couch there with your ultra-realistic, I-totally-believe-it's-there fireplace.
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