And here is where we draw the pentagram every evening to give praise to our dark lord and enjoy a nice fire.
I say burn the end table first, then start on the wood in the rack.
You're a little early, I'm sorry we don't have any, um, cookies? For you. Would you like some leaves I guess?
When Dad is a serious hunter, the menu and decor don't vary much.
A sliver of sunlight, a pillow for your back, and your stories. Life is perfect.
Don't let me do any drugs in this place. I'll convince myself I can fly and try to soar out to the ocean.
You're gonna singe your leather couch there with your ultra-realistic, I-totally-believe-it's-there fireplace.
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