Don't let me do any drugs in this place. I'll convince myself I can fly and try to soar out to the ocean.
I say burn the end table first, then start on the wood in the rack.
You're a little early, I'm sorry we don't have any, um, cookies? For you. Would you like some leaves I guess?
When Dad is a serious hunter, the menu and decor don't vary much.
Hey these things used to be explosive, let's fill it with fire. You don't have PTSD right? Heh heh JK!
And here is where we draw the pentagram every evening to give praise to our dark lord and enjoy a nice fire.
You're gonna singe your leather couch there with your ultra-realistic, I-totally-believe-it's-there fireplace.
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