You're gonna singe your leather couch there with your ultra-realistic, I-totally-believe-it's-there fireplace.
I say burn the end table first, then start on the wood in the rack.
I recommend buying your overzealous neighbors fire extinguishers as Halloween gifts. That's a thing, right?
Get out, get out quick! The fire, it's right behind your house! I mean... cliff. What? No, I was totally kidding I swear.
Honey, I can't read my Dwell magazine, can you light some more candles?
Don't worry, they've subtracted the burned portion from the listed square footage. It's like it doesn't even exist!
After a fire in this mosque, at least Chair has Chair for comfort.
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