Don't worry, they've subtracted the burned portion from the listed square footage. It's like it doesn't even exist!

Fire in a fireplace is overrated. Scraping wax off your pretty, shiny painted floor is way more fun than sweeping up soot anyhow.

Get out, get out quick! The fire, it's right behind your house! I mean... cliff. What? No, I was totally kidding I swear.

You're gonna singe your leather couch there with your ultra-realistic, I-totally-believe-it's-there fireplace.

After a fire in this mosque, at least Chair has Chair for comfort.

I recommend buying your overzealous neighbors fire extinguishers as Halloween gifts. That's a thing, right?

Honey, I can't read my Dwell magazine, can you light some more candles?