Goth Magpie's Dream Home

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curtains,damask,fabric,shiny
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Ooh shiny! Ooh dramatic! Ooh flowy! Ooh vintage! Dye it all red and gold and cram it in my love nest!

Kitchen Wing Chair

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chair,cook,fabric,food,furniture,kitchen,print
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I get wanting to have a comfy place to sit in the kitchen, I do. But why does it have to be so literal? On the upside, the print is busy enough to hide stains I suppose.

*Content paid for by Food Chairs. We made $10, thank u Food Chairs! LOL.

Crouching Wallpaper, Hidden Bed

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bed,camouflage,fabric,wallpaper
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I anticipate a life filled with post-toe-stubbing expletives and drunken nights spent on the floor after giving up trying to find the bed.

Playpens for Grownups!

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bed,best of the week,fabric,playpen,pod,zipper
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A whole tent is too big, I just want a bed with walls, thanks.

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