A whole tent is too big, I just want a bed with walls, thanks.

Ooh shiny! Ooh dramatic! Ooh flowy! Ooh vintage! Dye it all red and gold and cram it in my love nest!

I anticipate a life filled with post-toe-stubbing expletives and drunken nights spent on the floor after giving up trying to find the bed.

I get wanting to have a comfy place to sit in the kitchen, I do. But why does it have to be so literal? On the upside, the print is busy enough to hide stains I suppose.

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