How do you sell a $2.65 million house? Advertise with mannequins and children doing dangerous stunts!

If you live on waterfront property and have an extra $50,000 laying around, have I ever got a useless extravagance for you!

The super rich are buying tree houses that cost more than my real house. Neat.

I was tired of the Ferarri and knew it would look just great in here. Don't worry, the Maserati is still intact, though it would look great over the infinity pool.

Yes, I'd like thousands of my hard earned dollars to go to a machine that plays me soothing music and sprays my ass with warm water in different patterns. Priorities.