When I was a kid I was so jealous of my friend who had a trundle bed. Now my dog is jealous. The circle of liiiiiiiife!!
"What's that on your stairs?"
"Oh that? It's an $8000 contraption to lift my fatass dog to the second floor."
"My, how INCREDIBLY USEFUL!"
Who says dollhouses have to be aspirational?
My dog learned to read and has been trying to poop in that yard for weeks. This explains his love for my old KISS records.
Don't put your drink near the edge, he'll knock it off with his tail.
What a relief, my real dog just refuses to hold still long enough to be furniture!
Let me just go get a baggie.
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