Not on the Rug!

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Not on the Rug!
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Don't put your drink near the edge, he'll knock it off with his tail.

Good Boy!

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Good Boy!
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Let me just go get a baggie.

Sit on It

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Sit on It
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Oh thank god, I have twelve hundred dollars burning a hole in my pocket and my toilet is SO BORING.

Hidey Ho Neighbor!

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Hidey Ho Neighbor!
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I couldn't help noticing that you just went to the store, need some help carrying all that meat?

Sit (on) Dog!

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Sit (on) Dog!
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What a relief, my real dog just refuses to hold still long enough to be furniture!

Dogs For Satan

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Dogs For Satan
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My dog learned to read and has been trying to poop in that yard for weeks. This explains his love for my old KISS records.