A radiator that can easily accommodate things that need warming and drying is cool enough, then you go and make it look like a dinosaur skeleton and I'm throwing money at my computer screen like an idiot.

Nice of you to pause while running for your life to show us that at least your assailant has some holiday spirit.

Hey man, come to Seattle and you can live in my basement!

The thought of doing my business into a giant mouth skeeves me out. I feel like this toilet should take out a craigslist ad for, um, donations?