Nice of you to pause while running for your life to show us that at least your assailant has some holiday spirit.
The thought of doing my business into a giant mouth skeeves me out. I feel like this toilet should take out a craigslist ad for, um, donations?
Hey man, come to Seattle and you can live in my basement!
A radiator that can easily accommodate things that need warming and drying is cool enough, then you go and make it look like a dinosaur skeleton and I'm throwing money at my computer screen like an idiot.
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