Perhaps someone is having substance abuse issues and has been sleeping in the tub. It's easier to take if it looks more like a bed.
Those curtains, they are amazing and epic but how does one clean them?
Privacy is overrated. I'm already tweeting and Facebooking everything I consume and observe, might as well invite the neighbors to watch TV with me.
Ooh shiny! Ooh dramatic! Ooh flowy! Ooh vintage! Dye it all red and gold and cram it in my love nest!
Because where else are your son and his new little girlfriend going to play doctor?