Am I drunk? I keep bumping into walls. Oh god my vertigo.

You look like you could use a V8!

It's just an optical illusion, I swear. It's perfectly level inside.

My vertigo! My brain! I can't comprehend!

The little OCD part of me is going bonkers right now wanting to slide all the pieces of this fixture together into something square and even and calm. Calm, calm, calm...

Going to the mall is surreal enough without the architecture melting around you. Thanks a lot Poland, now I get acid flashbacks just going to Crate and Barrel.