God, you are so clingy! Just let me sit in peace!
Children should know their place - on a shelf!
Will Jesus chair grant me three wishes or bring me a new baseball glove? No? He'll only scare the ever loving crap out of me when I get up in the middle of the night? That will have to do.
However, if you want to keep grandma's spirit happy, you'll pay us the extra $500.
T.J. Eckleburg gets sneaky.
I don't need three bedrooms, seal this one up and let's never speak of it again.
Good luck not having the most terrifying nightmares ever in this thing.
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