I'm Watching You

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I'm Watching You
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T.J. Eckleburg gets sneaky.

Such Needy Furniture

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Such Needy Furniture
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God, you are so clingy! Just let me sit in peace!

Come Unto Me, Child

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Come Unto Me, Child
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Will Jesus chair grant me three wishes or bring me a new baseball glove? No? He'll only scare the ever loving crap out of me when I get up in the middle of the night? That will have to do.

PLAY WITH US

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PLAY WITH US
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I don't need three bedrooms, seal this one up and let's never speak of it again.

Do Not Disturb

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Do Not Disturb
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If you or anyone you know has small children you know that naptime is SACRED and WILL NOT be interrupted for anything. EVER.

Watching Over Your Shoulder

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Watching Over Your Shoulder
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Knowing someone is seeing what I'm doing all day keeps me on task. She also helps with the HOV lane.

Spectral Recliner Not Included in Price

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Spectral Recliner Not Included in Price
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However, if you want to keep grandma's spirit happy, you'll pay us the extra $500.