T.J. Eckleburg gets sneaky.
God, you are so clingy! Just let me sit in peace!
Will Jesus chair grant me three wishes or bring me a new baseball glove? No? He'll only scare the ever loving crap out of me when I get up in the middle of the night? That will have to do.
I don't need three bedrooms, seal this one up and let's never speak of it again.
If you or anyone you know has small children you know that naptime is SACRED and WILL NOT be interrupted for anything. EVER.
Knowing someone is seeing what I'm doing all day keeps me on task. She also helps with the HOV lane.
However, if you want to keep grandma's spirit happy, you'll pay us the extra $500.
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