Children should know their place - on a shelf!
Good luck not having the most terrifying nightmares ever in this thing.
T.J. Eckleburg gets sneaky.
However, if you want to keep grandma's spirit happy, you'll pay us the extra $500.
If you or anyone you know has small children you know that naptime is SACRED and WILL NOT be interrupted for anything. EVER.
Knowing someone is seeing what I'm doing all day keeps me on task. She also helps with the HOV lane.
I don't need three bedrooms, seal this one up and let's never speak of it again.