Come Unto Me, Child

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Come Unto Me, Child
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Will Jesus chair grant me three wishes or bring me a new baseball glove? No? He'll only scare the ever loving crap out of me when I get up in the middle of the night? That will have to do.

Watching Over Your Shoulder

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Watching Over Your Shoulder
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Knowing someone is seeing what I'm doing all day keeps me on task. She also helps with the HOV lane.

Spectral Recliner Not Included in Price

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Spectral Recliner Not Included in Price
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However, if you want to keep grandma's spirit happy, you'll pay us the extra $500.

Sweet Dreams

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Sweet Dreams
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Good luck not having the most terrifying nightmares ever in this thing.

Valley of the Dolls

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Valley of the Dolls
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Children should know their place - on a shelf!

I'm Watching You

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I'm Watching You
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T.J. Eckleburg gets sneaky.

Do Not Disturb

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Do Not Disturb
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If you or anyone you know has small children you know that naptime is SACRED and WILL NOT be interrupted for anything. EVER.