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collection,creepy,dolls,scary
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I don't need three bedrooms, seal this one up and let's never speak of it again.

Spectral Recliner Not Included in Price

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creepy,ghost,grandma,living room,recliner,spectral
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However, if you want to keep grandma's spirit happy, you'll pay us the extra $500.

Do Not Disturb

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baby,bed,creepy,nap,sleep
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If you or anyone you know has small children you know that naptime is SACRED and WILL NOT be interrupted for anything. EVER.

Valley of the Dolls

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creepy,dolls,pink,shelves,velour,velvet
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Children should know their place - on a shelf!

Come Unto Me, Child

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chair,creepy,furniture,jesus
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Will Jesus chair grant me three wishes or bring me a new baseball glove? No? He'll only scare the ever loving crap out of me when I get up in the middle of the night? That will have to do.

Watching Over Your Shoulder

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cardboard cutout,creepy,desk,Elvira,Office
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Knowing someone is seeing what I'm doing all day keeps me on task. She also helps with the HOV lane.

Sweet Dreams

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bed,cat,creepy,nightmares,pink,scary
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Good luck not having the most terrifying nightmares ever in this thing.

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