Will Jesus chair grant me three wishes or bring me a new baseball glove? No? He'll only scare the ever loving crap out of me when I get up in the middle of the night? That will have to do.
If you or anyone you know has small children you know that naptime is SACRED and WILL NOT be interrupted for anything. EVER.
God, you are so clingy! Just let me sit in peace!
However, if you want to keep grandma's spirit happy, you'll pay us the extra $500.
Children should know their place - on a shelf!
I don't need three bedrooms, seal this one up and let's never speak of it again.
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