Because the thing I want to think about the most while I'm having a little "me time" is my cat.
You can't fool us, chair, we know it's you under those expensive clothes!
I'm not certain he'd be my first choice for Star Wars characters into whose mouth I'd like to defecate, but at least we're opening a dialogue here.
This will keep the party on its toes, the tents scurrying this way and that. Stay put!